Jeff Foxsworthy On Colorado

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I am going to be posting. You are a Coloradoan If, from Jeff Foxsworth, just because I am from Colorado.  Enjoy.


You are a Coloradoan if …………

  1. You switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in one day.
  2. You know what the "Peoples Republic of Boulder" means.
  3. Your sense of direction is: towards the mountains and away from the mountains.
  4. You’re a meat-eating vegetarian.
  5. The bike on your car is worth more than your car and you have your own special bike lane.
  6. You’re able to drive 65 miles per hour through 13 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without even flinching.
  7. You take your out-of-town guests to Casa Bonita even though you would never go there otherwise.
  8. You think your major food groups are granola bars, tofu and Fat Tire Beer.
  9. You design your kid’s Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.
  10. You think that sexy lingerie is wool socks and flannel PJs.
  11. You know all 4 seasons "almost winter, winter, still winter and spring blizzards 
  12. You’ve been tear gassed in a riot to celebrate a CU/CSU victory.
  13.  You can never figure out why your out-of-town guests faint from altitude sickness on a picnic to the mountains.
  14. You can drive over a 12,000-foot pass in 4 feet of snow, but can’t get to work if there are 4 inches of snow.
  15. You know the ‘correct’ pronunciation of Buena Vista.
  16. When you visit friends at sea level, you can drink a case of beer and not get a buzz. (more…)

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Internet Optimizing In Laymen Terms

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Internet Optimizing
Computer Optimizing In Laymen Terms

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So today, I will go through how to optimize your internet for peak performance. The reason why you want to optimize it is for a better web surfing experience, In laymen terms – Faster internet speed for web-surfing and file downloading. I have included some advanced tips at the bottom of this article. Namely, what to do to increase Bit Torrent Speeds and P2P downloads.

I have never experienced any problems from using this method to speed up internet connection.

So lets get down to the internet optimizing

1. Goto – you will see a screen like this. (more…)

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Solid Advice For Any Business

Today I was cleaning up my desk, in an attempt to organize it, and I found an article that I pulled out of a Reader’s Digest a few months ago. At the time I had no blog and no place to write about this article, so I kept it, in hopes of some day having a place where I could give it the attention it deserved and needed.

The article was titled, The Roofer’s Son, and it starts off talking about Ken Hendricks and how he dropped out of high school to work for his dad and became a billionaire. It sounds like the start of another rags to riches generic story, about a guy with luck and did something that no one else could do, right? Wrong. Ken Hendricks gives some amazing advice about how to run a business, from the single employee business to the 1000+ employee business. The insights about how and why his business, ABC Supply, is worth billions, is priceless in terms of value. (more…)

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