I am going to be posting. You are a Coloradoan If, from Jeff Foxsworth, just because I am from Colorado. Enjoy.
You are a Coloradoan if …………
- You switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in one day.
- You know what the "Peoples Republic of Boulder" means.
- Your sense of direction is: towards the mountains and away from the mountains.
- You’re a meat-eating vegetarian.
- The bike on your car is worth more than your car and you have your own special bike lane.
- You’re able to drive 65 miles per hour through 13 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without even flinching.
- You take your out-of-town guests to Casa Bonita even though you would never go there otherwise.
- You think your major food groups are granola bars, tofu and Fat Tire Beer.
- You design your kid’s Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.
- You think that sexy lingerie is wool socks and flannel PJs.
- You know all 4 seasons "almost winter, winter, still winter and spring blizzards
- You’ve been tear gassed in a riot to celebrate a CU/CSU victory.
- You can never figure out why your out-of-town guests faint from altitude sickness on a picnic to the mountains.
- You can drive over a 12,000-foot pass in 4 feet of snow, but can’t get to work if there are 4 inches of snow.
- You know the ‘correct’ pronunciation of Buena Vista.
- When you visit friends at sea level, you can drink a case of beer and not get a buzz.
- Your car insurance costs more than your car.
- You have surge protectors on every outlet.
- April showers bring May blizzards.
- ‘Timberline’ is someplace you have actually been.
- You know what a ‘Chinook’ is
- You know what a ‘Rocky Mountain Oyster’ is.
- You know what a "fourteener" is.
- …But you don’t know what a "turn signal" is.
- A bear on your front porch doesn’t bother you nearly as much as a Democrat in Congress does.
- Your golf bag has a 9-iron, a 3-wood and a lightning rod.
- People from out of state breathe 5 times as often as you do.
- Having a Senator named Nighthorse doesn’t seem strange.
- Thunder has set off your car alarm.
- You have an $800 stereo in your $300 truck.
- You think a red light means 3 more cars can go.
- Where we’re going, we don’t need roads!!
- You know where the real "South Park" is.
- You can recognize the license plates of all 50 states on sight.
- Driving directions usually include ‘Go over _________ Pass.’
- You’ve ‘checked for ticks.
- You’ve dressed in shorts, sandals, and a parka with a hood.
- You’ve gone snow skiing in July and………
- You’ve played golf in January and…….
- They were in the same year!
- You know who Alfred Packer was.
- You know who Baby Doe Tabor was.
- You’d be happier if you didn’t know who Barbara Streisand was.
- SPF 90 is not out of the question.
- You’ve used checking for ticks’ as an excuse to get someone naked.
- You’ve gone sunbathing in January.
- You know what a down slope and an up slope weather pattern is.
- You’ve urinated on the Continental Divide just so it could run into both oceans
- And the most important: You get a certain feeling of satisfaction from knowing that California and Texas are both downstream.